So the public may know: the palace of the kingdom by the river is no longer devoted for public service. think twice before going there to avail of its services or to see the ageing king who, as everybody knows, is a very accommodating person who loves to rub elbows with the commen crowd.

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The guards will throw you out if you come there on undershirts, short pants, slippers or barefeet and, especially for women, mini skirts, tube blouses or sleeveless attire with spaghetti straps.

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Yours truly is impressed by such innovation that turns the kingdom of the river an extension of Saudi Arabia or any fundamentalist Islamic state.

Once, a disabled person on a pair of crutches seeking medical assistance from the kingdom’s social welfare office was barred from entering. The guards stopped him at the door because he was wearing shorts and slippers.

Such policies originated from the hypocritical minds of the Trio Los Bobos comprising Kuyabog their ring leader and the love team Sirum-Sirum and Tibakla.

The chiefs of offices are partly responsible for the imposition of such stupid policies because when Kuyabog announced it during their weekly meeting, none of them stood up to point out its implications.

The taga-uma barred from entering the palace of the kingdom because he wears only shorts, slippers and ragged shirt, deserves greater respect than the Trio Los Bobos. He is more descent than any of them who are only making fools of us by prodding us to think wearing barong or Filipiniana, or shoes and long pants makes one a descent person.

Kuyabog recently announced himself a congressionable and qualified to run in the Segundo Distrito because he is a bona fide resident of Brgy. Hupa, Halinkamodyan. His proof is that he has a house and runs a farm there. What he does not tell us is his cohabition with his querida who comes from the place and that he developed the land of his querida into a model farm using the resources of the kingdom.

Kuyabog’s recent escapade is to pocket at least five million from the rushed and questionable procurement of medical equipment and supplies from the 27-million surplus of the disaster fund. His favorite supplier is a certain Jubaw who colluded with him to bloat double or triple the price, for example, an x-ray worth only 1.5 million.

Kuyabog is so decent he promised one supplier, Mr. Jardine, who advanced a fat kickback to his pocket.
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However, Kuyabog manipulated to award the contract to another to the frustration of Mr. Jardine, who later died of cardiac arrest.

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Tibakla is a flirt who jumps from one gentleman’s lap to the next despite having a husband herself. She was caught by peeping Toms in flagrante delicto inside the office gasping for breath with her former boss who now works elsewhere. Her next fling is a young but married man she had detailed in her office in order to readily tag him along as “assistant” in training seminars. Libre nga honeymoon!

Today, Tibakla has an illegal connection with Sirum-Sirum, also a decent person who once was chased by a colleague with a barbeque stick.

Sirum-Sirum put one over his colleague; he gave him a pittance from a major racket of procuring nipa shingles from Bikol to aid victims of Bagyo Undang. Ginpainum lang kag ginhatagan sumsuman ang pobre while he pocketed the rest of the kickbacks!

Humpday release Back to Kuyabog. The woman from Brgy. Hupa is just among the multiple lovers that give Kuyabog a colorful life. Aside from his wife Sakrifisya and their three children, he still has to feed and shelter Rubita with two, Charing with one and, wow!, a young, handsome man named “Iggy” once detailed in his office in the Palace.

Given his lifestyle of playing with girls and boys around, our hero Kuyabog has no choice but steal, steal and steal and, to compensate for his filthy character, he has to pretend as a decent person.

4 Responses to “Trio Los Bobos (15)”

• 1
  Vic Esguerra
  June 19th, 2009 07:18

  Peter Jimenea, you are so silly, so petty. Your articles are very badly written, your grammar especially needs a lot of improvement.
• 2
  jell
  June 20th, 2009 20:24

  ha ha! i love you peter. it is not your grammar but the content of your story that hits the nail right on the head.
  dugangi pa ang trio los bobos!
• 3
  Usef
  August 4th, 2009 08:55

  Anyone who believes this crap is a criminal. Or should at least be locked up for stupidity.
• 4
  peter jimenea
  August 5th, 2009 17:29

  thank you Usef. in that case, hundreds of people (following the trio los bobos) are adding to your list of criminals. are you kuyabog?

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