Two female medical officers of Guimaras province were turned away last September and prevented from entering the Palace by the River because they were indecent.

They were leading a group of visitors for a conference at the 5th floor of the palace but could not enter the public edifice because they violated the rule on decency imposed by Kuyabog, Tibakla and Sirum-Sirum.

They were actually more decent than the above-named Trio Los Bobos only that they the doctors from Guimaras were wearing sleeveless blouses and above-the-knee skirts which, according to the Trio Los Bobos, are indecent, hence, barred from the premises of the palace by the river.

In fact, they are just one of the many victims of the rules on decency hatched by the Trio Los Bobos. Many others, particularly, poor residents from the hinterlands of the Kingdom suffered the same fate: indigents coming to the palace seeking financial assistance from the social welfare office, those wearing shorts and slippers.

The guards have no choice but shut the doors on them or suffer the wrath of the Trio Los Bobos who, by their official acts, are disqualified from preaching decency.

Many taxpayers wishing to pay taxes could not get in because they were on shorts or sleeveless attire.

That’s the big fault of King Bungs for creating the Committee on Decency and appointing the Trio Los Bobos as lead crew thereof. That is like commissioning Dracula to guard a blood bank or a certified rapist to protect your daughter.

The Trio Los Bobos are bobos because they miss the meaning of decency. They miss its substance. Decency is more than the wardrobe, it lies within. That’s why a taxpayer wearing slippers seeking the cashier to pay his taxes, is more decent than all the Trio Los Bobos.

For all we knew, the female doctors from Guimaras who missed an audience with King Bungs on account of the stupid policy of the Trio Los Bobos are many times more decent than Kuyabog, Tibakla and Sirum-Sirum.

The farmer on shorts, or the girl on slippers, or the peasant woman who wore sleeveless blouse, are far more decent than these stooges. Let’s know the trio one by one.

Kuyabog is a big time thief who, in just nine years, was able to build a concrete house for his querida, stacked the apartment of another querida with costly appliances, procured two dumptrucks, and acquired two SUVs in that brief period. His other SUV is being used by his son named “Abnu” who would park it at the YMCA.

Kuyabog still has a handsome young man in tow who lately after their romance became the subject of tsismis spread. He used to tag the young man along with him in trips to the Kingdom of Khan Laon.

The most recent racket of Kuyabog are the series of purchases of overpriced hospital equipment which the heads of hospitals refused to accept because they did not conform to specifications. The money came from the surplus of the calamity fund 25 million plus.

Jardin, a contractor died of heart attack after Kuyabog fooled him into giving him an advance kickback of one million. The contract to buy an x-ray machine went to another supplier instead. The outcome is still good for Kuyabog even though Queen Noi bawled at him after learning the fate of the poor contractor who happened to be her kin. Princess Sweety confronted him to verify reports of thievery. Kuyabog was all denial. Pa-cry-cry epek pa ang haslu!

Tibakla and Sirum-Sirum are disqualified from teaching decency because of their dalliance with each other. This pair slept in a single hotel in the Kingdom of Raja Humabon confirming the tsismis that they are now a love team.

Sirum-Sirum was nearly barbequed by Nicholas Cage for shortchanging the latter. They were in charge of importing nipa shingles from the Kingdom of Mt. Mayon to aid victims of Typhoon Undang. Sirum-Sirum pocketed all the kickback and gave only drinks and sumsuman to his partner. That made the latter mad. He chased Sirum-Sirum with a bar-b-q stick.

As for Tibakla, Sirum-Sirum is just one in her harem. She had Buktot, her former boss, and SP–O-10, but she still want more men to satisfy her. She would bring SP-O-10 with her in seminars and forums though the latter had nothing to do with them.

She had been peeped many times at her office in the Old Palace by the River, on top of a table, satisfying her mundane pleasures with Buktot who now works in a cola company.

King Bungs should better watch out because the more Ilonggos being turned away from the palace gates due to the decency of the Trio Los Bobos, the more indecent the Kingdom becomes.

Just look at the robbery done by Kuyabog: even the P200,000 budget of the PIO was gone and could not be accounted for. That amount was intended to buy computers. Kuyabog pocketed it. Walay huya nga linti!

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